Marine rules for dating daughter
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
It may not display this or other websites correctly. Jul 3, Unlike most, we love Jacksonville and want to retire on one of the islands close to here. Moonbear Jul 3, Your name or email address: My daughter's art Replies: Jul 3, 6. When they asked what was wrong all I could say through the tears was "she is going to have sex.
I know what you all are thinking Oh god if i have a daughter, its gonna seem all nice and dandy. Dad and his Dancing daughter Replies: Search Media New Media. As I sat in the hospital recovering from having the most beautiful baby girl in the world a thought entered my mind When it comes to physical proximity, forget what you have been told.
Marines are trained to attack from the water and establish a beach head, an area of control on foreign soil.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.